Just a Warning

So apparently a Harry Potter spoiler has hit the Internet, and I've already seen two mentions of it just today. While right now I've only heard of the fact that it exists, I'd just like to say, that I take being spoiled very seriously, and if anyone reveals anything to me before I leave Knoxville Saturday morning (my mother is going to take me to buy the book after I move out so I can start reading it on the way home), I plan to ignore you in whatever Internet-way possible for two weeks, possibly more if I decide that I don't miss you.
This means putting you on ignore in Furc, taking you off my friends list on AIM or lj...whatever is necessary. *shakes cane*
Just a warning. ^^;